annba 骑士再胜猛龙

annba 骑士再胜猛龙

[–]klawhileonard 5456指标

[Woj]: All ESPN staff received an email telling us to throw away our passports.

Woj：所有的同事都收到一份邮件：可以把护照扔掉了。

[–]湖人球迷 Kobe Bryantkillerknives 2845 指标

AND HERE COME THE TORONTO RAPTORS

接下来请“多伦多萌龙队”出场！

[–]猛龙球迷 905UserNotFound 7527 指标

Indiana Pacers: Finish what we started

Toronto Raptors: *proceeds to eat glue*

步行者：善始善终

猛龙：……心塞

[–]76人球迷 BandwagonMikhailGorbachef 4065指标

The stat sheet won't show that LeBron decided to only shoot 20 foot fadeaways for the entire second half. Quite possibly the most explicit dad dicking I have ever seen in an NBA game.

数据不会告诉没看球的人詹姆斯在下半场出手了那么多次跳投，这可能是我看到过战术最清晰的一场比赛了。

[–] 马刺球迷 CookLove 1516 指标

At this point, Lebron James could just snap his fingers, and the Raptors would cease to exist.

这时，只见詹姆斯打了个响指，猛龙便溃不成军。

“I don’t want to get swept....I don’t want to get swept....I don’t want to get swept.”

•Raptors players

猛龙球员：“我不想被横扫…不想被横扫…不想被横扫.”

[–] 猛龙球迷 bcg_music 2511 指标

Witnessing greatness fucken suuuuucks.

亲眼目睹伟大的失败。

[–] 雄鹿球迷 Ethegj 1225 指标

Lebron with 43 points on over 67% shooting

Seriously. This shit just isn't even fair. It must be the worst feeling to watch one player repeatedly dad-dick your team year after year. It doesn't matter how good your team is or how bad his team is, it's still going to happen. And there's nothing you can do but sit back and accept it.

詹姆斯全场得到43分，命中率超过67%。

说实话，这他妈的太不公平了，没有比年复一年看着自己的主队被碾压更难受的了，最关键的是不管你的主队常规赛多出色，对面到底有多糟糕，结果都是一样的。你只能坐下来接受这个结果。

[–] 43ww43 972指标

Death. Taxes. Cleveland beating the Raptors

世界上永恒不变的三件事：死亡，交税，骑士战胜猛龙。

[–] 雄鹿球迷 theconfuserx2 5429 指标

imagine working that hard to win 59 games and lock down 1st seed in the regular season just to get swept by lebron two years straight

想象一下：猛龙努力了一个赛季+赢了59场比赛+锁定了东区第一=被詹姆斯连续两年横扫了。

[-] 森林狼球迷 Morezingis 304 指标

Just LeBronto things.

有啥大惊小怪的？别忘了可是詹伦多的主场。

[–] 森林狼球迷 that_BU_ginger 2297指标

Pretty strange choice by ESPN to air the afternoon pre-game practice, but whatever. Cleveland definitely seemed more into it than Toronto, but they might be pretty gassed by tip off. What time does game 2 start tonight?

很奇怪不知道为什么媒体会直播下午两队的赛前训练，就训练过程看骑士比猛龙更投入，不过这里毕竟是猛龙主场，所以一会儿G2什么时候开始？

回复：[–] 公牛球迷 Derrick Rosemisterjaws 217 指标

够了哈哈！萌龙早已经凉了！

[–] 雷霆球迷 RVP_20_ 1618 指标

So either the Cleveland Cavaliers have shown up or the Cavs are the Raptors kryptonite. I don’t know which anymore lmao

所以说到底是骑士的实力本来就很强劲还是萌龙的游戏设定就是打不过骑士啊，我都快笑死了。

[–] 热火球迷 Number333 3428指标

LeBron now has FOUR 40+ point games these playoffs.

To give an idea of how stupid that is, Durant/Dirk each have seven 40+ point playoff games IN THEIR CAREERS.

詹姆斯本赛季季后赛为止已经有4场比赛得分40+了。

作为对比：杜兰特和诺维茨基分别生涯目前为止只有7次季后赛单场40+的表现。

[–] 76人 球迷Risuna23 482 指标

Toronto is real reason why Drake makes sad songs

萌龙才是德雷克一直唱忧伤歌的真正原因。

[–] 马刺球迷 RedditThisBiatch 454 指标

LeBron James: 43 Points 8 Rebounds 14 Assists

DeRozan, Ibaka, and Lowry: 45 Points 9 Rebounds 11 Assists

詹姆斯：43分8篮板14次助攻

德罗赞&伊巴卡&洛瑞合计：45分9篮板11次助攻

[–] 凯尔特人球迷 Larry BirdZeroxWinter 131 指标

LeBron just dribbled to the top of the key six times in a row and passed the ball to Kevin Love on the left block who backed down and scored every time lmao

詹姆斯连续6次运球到高位然后把球给乐福，后者背打得手。我快笑死了。

回复：[–]Bullsczmhdk 17 指标

This. Idk why they kept a wing player defend klove down in the post. What in the actual shit!

就是就是，真不懂猛龙为什么一直只让侧翼去防守乐福，这安排真的蠢！

[–] 凯尔特人球迷 PipBoy19 371 指标

Toronto shoud just build a Lebron statue in front of their arena right now

多伦多现在真应该为詹姆斯建造一尊雕塑。

[–] 骑士球迷 AsheliaDalmasca 125 指标

Lebron in the 2018 Playoffs: 34.4 / 9.9 / 9.0 on 55% shooting.

詹姆斯今年季后赛数据：场均34.4分9.9篮板9.0次助攻+55%投篮命中率。

[–] 马刺球迷 Dennis RodmanXwarsama 931 指标

“让我们来看看这家伙到底是谁！”

“...”

[–] LotteryLegend 121 指标

The NBA seriously need to investigate Lebron and the conflict of interest he has. Why in the world is he even allowed to play for the Cavs while owning 100% of the Raptors? Make absolutely no sense.

我觉得NBA官方有必要调查一下詹姆斯背后是不是有利益问题。苍了个天为什么每次都是骑士完胜猛龙？每年都是横扫这完全没必要啊。

[–] KillianDrake 423指标

LeBron: hey analytics department, what's the worst shot i can take?

Analytics Dept: long fadeaway 2

LeBron: what if i make 8 of those fuckers against these dinos

Analytics Dept: the calculator melted in my hand, the pain is unbearable

LeBron: you're welcome

詹姆斯：哈喽数据专家们，我最垃圾的投篮是哪种？

砖家：长两分跳投。

詹姆斯：如果我和这帮小龙人们比赛出手8次长两分会有什么样的后果？

砖家：根据计算结果显示，后果难以想象的糟糕。

詹姆斯：你们的分析真bang！

[–]mylastbreath 414指标

Okay, here's the plan:

1) Cryogenically freeze this roster.

2) Wait for LeBron to retire.

3) on that glorious day, thaw out the 2018 Raptors

4) Lose in the second round to LeBron Jr.

5) wait... fuck.

好吧，计划如下：

1.把所有球员的冷冻保存。

2.等待詹姆斯退役。

3.在充满希望的未来解冻现在的猛龙球员。

4.然后在第二轮继续输给詹姆斯二世。

5.等等…妈的…

[–] 凯尔特人球迷 DaSnuffleupagus 507 指标

You hear about the Toronto Raptors being slaves to Lebron for 3 years? For 3 years?! That sounds like a choice to me.

难道多伦多猛龙这三年来也成詹姆斯的球迷了？这不应该是我们吗？？

[–]独行侠球迷Jackdfcd18 171 points指标

"Turn the 0-2 into the 0-3 yeaaaa"

“马上0-2就要变成0-3了哈哈哈”

[–]spigotry 76 指标

Forget the refs rigging the game.

The ball's rigged to always hit net when Lebron shoots.

别去想裁判可能操纵比赛了。

只要詹姆斯发起进攻球就被操纵自己掉到篮筐里面了。

[-] 热火球迷 phatwithaphd 1337 指标

Toronto traded for a mediocre Kyle Lowry and turned him into one of the best point guards in the league. They drafted and developed DeRozen into an all star. Got a solid big man drafting Valencunias. They made a smart trade for Ibaka. They got an impactful rotation player in an undrafted Fred VanVleet and found a gem in a late first round pickup with OG Anunoby.

And yet here they are about to get swept by a team that's only good because LeBron James happened to be born in Ohio.

猛龙交易来洛瑞并把他培养成联盟最棒的控卫之一，然后他们选中了全明星后卫德罗赞，后来球队又选中了一个优秀的大个子瓦兰丘纳斯和阿奴比诺。通过运作花了很小的代价就得到了伊巴卡，替补席上还有范弗里特率领的板凳匪徒。

但是现在他们要被一支球队横扫出局，这一切只是因为詹姆斯。

[–]火箭harsh389 63 points指标

MAYBE THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE NAMED THEIR FRANCHISE AFTER AN ANIMAL THAT IS EXTINCT

或许他们错在不该用已经灭绝了的物种来命名自己的队伍。

[–] 公牛球迷 Sim888 1438 指标

奥布里-格雷厄姆喊道：“我在！我在！”，人形三脚架伊巴卡表情冷漠，德罗赞：“刚签了个新的佳得乐合同，嘻嘻！”,詹姆斯：“你们看起来和去年一样。”

[–] 公牛球迷 ImRBJ 325 points 11 hours ago

猛龙老板：詹姆斯

[–]热火 Mario Chalmerssaywhatagain_ 502 points

glad i can bring this out again

很高兴这个图我又可以用了：

[–] 湖人球迷 EvanH98 486指标

I honestly feel bad for Raps fans lmao, Lebron really owns their team. Officially LeBronto now, what a damn performance. Those fadeaways were ridiculous, felt like I was watching Kobe again.

说实话我真的替猛龙球迷伤心，詹姆斯…不对…詹伦多，表现实在是太**出色了，那些跳投简直不可思议，感觉自己又看见了科比。

[–] 雄鹿球迷 Jabari ParkerReverendGames 1259 points

I know Lebron did Lebron things tonight but can we give it up for Kevin Love. So many people on this sub were convinced he was just garbage now and he comes out the next game and drops 31 points and 11 rebounds in 52 FG%.

我知道詹姆斯表现地很出色，但是大家现在能不能暂时别喷乐福了，网上太多球迷都喷他打的很垃圾。大家看看这场比赛乐福31分11板命中率达到52%！

[–] 热火球迷 fangdynasty23 87 指标

its been a long while since i saw the cavs dominate that i almost forgot how much fun that team can be

已经很久没看到骑士对比赛这么充满统治力了，我差点忘了这支队伍多么有趣。

[–] 骑士球迷 AsheliaDalmasca 155 指标

I feel bad for Toronto. I like their players and their fans seem nice, and now they have to hear about a "fake one seed".

Let's not pretend Boston or Philly would've beaten Cleveland tonight. Fans of other Eastern teams are laughing but no one else has beaten him in the East for the last 8 seasons.

我替猛龙感到伤心，我挺喜欢这支球队和他们的球迷的，可是现在他们会被其他人喊“假的东部第一”。

请大家别说什么如果是凯尔特人或者76人就可以击败骑士这样的风凉话了，东部其他队的球迷也别看笑话了，要知道过去8年间可没有一支球队真正击败了詹姆斯。

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